being gay on the internet
being gay irl
How To Deal With A Crush
You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp
A year ago I would’ve never guessed life would be the way it is now.
2,000 dollar bird warmer.
this is important to me
The days news, in one photo
Relevant right now
sex education at its finest
"so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?"
Most humans are never fully present in the now, because unconsciously they believe that the next moment must be more important than this one. But then you miss your whole life, which is never not now.
My hair looks super rad today
You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE
once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me
ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer
his name is scooter
i’m very angry and very impressed
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